Sunday, September 26, 2010

Britney Spears: Pretty in the Front, Bedraggled in the Back

Oh, Britney. Britney, Britney, Britney. Britney Jean Spears, we think you’re great. The way you’ve bounced back from head-shaving episodes, custody battles, and a tendency to drive around in circles until the wee hours of the morning is so admirable, and we’re very proud of you. It’s this love we have for you that prompts our ardent plea: Get your weave fixed.

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